Wednesday, September 25, 2013

I Heart My Little A-Holes

Coming Soon

When your son wakes you up at 3:00 A.M. because he wants to watch Caillou, he’s an a-hole. When your daughter outlines every corner of your living room with a purple crayon, she’s an a-hole. When your rug rats purposely decorate the kitchen ceiling with their smoothies, they’re a-holes. So it’s only natural to want to kill them sometimes. Of course you can’t because you’d go to prison, and then you’d really never get to poop alone again. Plus, there’s that whole loving them more than anything in the whole world thing.

About the Author:
Karen Alpert is the writer of the popular blog Baby Sideburns. You may have read some of her more viral posts like “Ten Things I Really F’ing Want for Mother’s Day” and “What NOT to F’ing Buy My Kids this Holiday.” Or you may know her from her Facebook page that has over 100,000 followers. I Heart My Little A-Holes is full of hilarious stories, lists, thoughts and pictures that will make you laugh so hard you’ll wish you were wearing a diaper. “Beware of Mom: She bites. Karen is crass and abrasive and makes no apologies, nor should she. Her take on family life is funny, filthy and familiar, but only if you are a raging realist with little tolerance for the bullshitical utterances from delusional, or simply overmedicated mommies at playgroup. Reading her stories will make you laugh so hard, your genitals will probably fall off and your head will explode.” —Nicole Knepper of Moms Who Drink and Swear
Expected Date of Release:
October 21st. 2013

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